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FATHER CHRISTMAS


Seasonal employment can be a curse on semi-skilled workers, but the big FC has no worries with that - he just spends January to November practicing medicine in Syria.

Born in 1327, he has gained many names, including Saint Nick, Santa Claus, Kris Kringle and Osama Bin Laden.

In his interview with Chris, 1st released on 24th December 2005, he reveals he aids terror, definitely exists and can't sing.

HEAR FATHER CHRISTMAS!

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